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[Transformers: lotm Teaser]

Transform and role out!

All I can say is if its about Transformers it cant be bad. Me Grimlock

[Clocky & Winchester DVD]

Does'nt float my boat.

It wasnt bad, I just could'nt get into it. Sorry.

WinchesterLock responds:

thanks I guess... :\

[My First Animated Flash.]

First time gets a nine...hey that rymes

It was good for a first flash. I'm sur ethat you'll do good in the flash comunity. I liked the acne kid, in fact I once knew someone like that. So if anyone gives you shit about this flash, you just send them my way. I'm an assassin in my dreams and I'll kill them good. Note: I do not accept dream money or American Express for my assassinations.

PureCarnage responds:

Oh... you are so totally going to love my next flash release, it's all about dreams. And it is way prettier graphically w/ a little more animation then this one.

I rock the dream, my home away from home.

[Ragged Thoughts Episode 2]

The fall of stickmen.

Up until now I didnt think it was possible to draw bad stick figures. Why must I always be proven wrong. You must all be blood reletives of Ed Wood, and by that I mean this was a piece of trash, that lacked any good direction. Its hard to believe that four or five people had a hand in this. I personaly would have told my friends to exclude me from the credits, out of fear that someone may try to help the world by runing me over with their car. The fight seens were horrible, the best looking thing in there was the car, which by the way only looked good on the outside. Did you know that the words "objects in mirror are closer than they appear" are not on the drivers side mirror. Go check for yourself, I'll wait........... See do you know why? No. Well I'll tell you. It's because the refraction of an image on the passenger side is farther away than the image on the drivers side, there for the distance makes an illusion that tricks your eyes into believing that the object is farther away. I made that comment only to be a jerk, I wanted you to know that. But it is true none the less. The final battle was one of the worst ever created. I've seen cave paintings with more action and suspence, and their stick figures were better soon. Is'nt it nice to know that you have successfuly stepped back 10,000 years in the progression of art? Also if he crashed the car were did it go? I didnt see any flaming wreck,well.. besides the people who made this. You took so much time to draw the guns that everyone was holding, yet failed to make anything else resemble what it was supposed to be. The music... bad, just plain bad. I hope for all your sakes you lose the use of your arms in the near future so that you can no longer make such things. You failed to entertain me. You failed at this flash. You have failed at life. I would tell you to kill yourself, but you would probably screw that up too, and if you asked your friends for help (the same ones who hekped to make this) they would screw it up too, and you would just end up making another bad flash. You may now tell me to go to hell or something like that.

StealthClobber responds:

3 things, your response was too long, that I didnt even read all of it.

Second, I don't care what you think about stick figures, but guess what animation characters and Marvel's superheroes were before they were full bodied? Stick figures.

Third of all, if you had taken time to read the credits, I didnt draw the guns. I got them from www.coflash.
com

[all yor base r blong 2 us]

simply great

I cant say how much I love this flash, so I wont. I must now go make my time.

[LOTR Parody: SE p3]

Isildor's been dead for 2500 years.

None of it made any sense really, but I did chuckle at most of the parts. So from one Lord of the Rings fan to another I say good job.

[Action Figure Wars EP3]

Please stop

I just finished watching all your flash movies. Yes all of them. I must say you have the largest collection of shit I've ever seen. I saw your profile. You shouldnt lie about being an animator because quite frankley you suck, and I have more talent in my pinkie. Dont even try to make a comeback it will only further prove my point, and make you look even worse. So stop making flash while you ahead, woops I'm sorry you never were. Goodbye and may you be run over by a truck numerous times before the day is through.

[TMBG: Particle Man]

I could kick triangles ass.

A great song, a great video. I thought of the Tiny Toons videos as soon as I heard the song. Great animation, funny. I've always liked your work, and I still do.

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

No comment

I have nothing to say but judging by your pictures, the fat guy has a way better chance of landing a girl then you ever do. And if by some chance you have a girlfriend never break up with her because there are only so many really, really stupid people in the world, and you got yourself the queen. Remember if lifes got you down suicide is the answer.

[Claveman Ep. 3/5]

Mmmmmm....butter

Good job Dr. Seuss. I look forward to the next one. I liked the Mortal Combat fight, and Cock the roster...... with dragon wings is always cool too. Nice animation/ drawings. Well thought out. In all good. Till text time.