Getzin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Space Alligator Episode 1]

No pooping in space.

I dont know why I laughed at this, probably because you said poop. Its a funny word.

[Walk in the Woods]

What................

This was just great. I was just laughing at it. In terms of review I thought the animation was great, and the sounds were well done. Good job. Keep it up.

[Halo: Orions Spartans II]

Halo meets bad writting.

Was there any point to what I just saw? Some people have it in there heads that they can write a meaningfull story. Its like people who are tone def, and think they can sing. You just need to sit them down, and tell them its hopeless. I'm sure this was made with the thought that there is some larger, deep story going on that has yet to rear its ugly head, but I can already tell there is'nt. Not a good one anyways. The animation was bad. Most of the time everyone stood still and talked. When they did move it wasnt fluid at all. They were more like puppets on strings than anything. The sound....... oh my. All the backroung noises are already made for you from the game, and they were still bad. Voice overs where terrible, muffled, and that horrible Scottish accent. Have you no shame? I have an idea! Lets create a pointless flashback, so that we can elude to a dark past......... ooooooooooo."I've done my tour of duty, I'm not going back." So deep. This submission would have been better if it was just a action sequence without the "story". Animation needs to be worked on heavily, and when you record sounds dont hold the microphone right up against the speeker. Try not to sound like your eating the mic either when you do voice.

[Reiko - S'no Fair]

Who says violence does'nt solve anything?

I really liked the animation and art work. That ending was out of no where. I see that killing goes unpunished these days.

[Alex Seryoua: Episode I]

One question.

I thought the animation was good, and the sound was nice, but why did the aliens give Alex that suit. What would drive a technologicly advanced race to do something that stupid?

danomano65 responds:

yeaaah, ur right, voting down because you don't understand or know anything is a good point.

[Shorts To Wear Pants To]

......Random....

I really dont know what to say other than I really liked it. It was just so random, all the different songs. I really liked the Tetris one with the original music as backround. Nice job.

[Sonic Breaks his Neck]

The greatest Sonic flash ever. Period.

Yeah, who did decide that it would be a good idea to have those items in TVs? It was great, the only thing that could have made it better was if you had Eggman F him up a bit more. Also why did they have British voices? Next you have to do one with Mario.

[WorldWar2]

Dumb as a brick.

Holy shit, did you get your high school diploma at the university of "Fucking Idiots"? So this was based on a true story huh? What was the true part, that there was a World War 2. I hope you know that Hitlers body was never found, hence forth he may not have killed himself. Also the Atomic bomb killed more than 100,000 people, thats a bit more than what you stated, (thousands is not surmountable to 100,000). Now that I have established that you know shit about history, I'll move on to the flash itself. Animation: I hate stick figures. If your going to invest time into something, even if it is meaningless, then try to have some drawn characters at least. Second. All the speech was way too quiet. Did you have it turned down so your mommy wouldnt hear you making something with Nazi scum talking. I would also like to take this time to say that this was the most imformative flash I have ever seen. I loved how you went from the invasion of Poland, not Polan (idiot) straight to Americans fighting the Germans (who knows where) four years later. Did you forget about France, or perhaps the invasion of the U.S.S.R.? Oh how bout that little thing called the Hallocaust? You did mention the Japanese at the end, but only in text. At least I now know that they were in the war. The only other indicator might have been Pearl Harbor, or maybe the invasion of China. What you had wasnt a war, it was a neighborhood brawl. Not even entertaining. I think you've played through Call Of Duty too many times, and thought that you had been granted the powers of Speilberg or something. So the whole story of WW II is that there was this bad guy named Hitler, who wanted to rule the world, so he went to Poland. Then the Americans came and stoped him, and while they where doing that they decided to bomb Japan for no good reason. Wow, thanks professor. I'm going to take you other class next semester. "Shooting yourself in the face 101". If you are going to make a flash called World War 2, try not to forget all the other people that were in it. It may not be a big deal to you, but 50 million people did die. The United nations was created. 4 million Jews where murdered, the Atomic Bomb was created, which brought about the an unsettled era known as the Cold War in which the destruction of the world could have been brought about. You sir deserve no award for this. If it was up to me, which it is a little, this would be torn from the Newgrounds site. Its too bad that there is no most hated section that I can put this in, because it would definatly be there, and close to the top too.