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[MERRY XMAS!!!]

Happy birthday to the j man

Its true. many people forget what christmas is all about. Its about a guy who died so I could get lots of presents.j/k Merry Christmas.

[When the Wind Blows]

Metal thing go down the hole

Its true people will watch anything these days. Good way of conveying the message. Short but sweet.

Boojamon responds:

It may be sweet, but short? Methinks you need to reconfigure your concept of time.

[DailyToon12172004]

All will bow before Richard Nixon

Now some of these were better than others.

Ugly bastard: Bad just bad. You seemed to be trying to copy the spunge monkeys, but succeded only in failing. Grade: 2

Psyco Jester: Your flash with Piconjo made no sense but was strangley hypnotic. Grade:5

Weekened update: Well done on the vioce acting. They sounded like the real thing with larengitece ( I dont know how to spell that) Grade: 6

Star syndicate: All will bow bwfore Richard Nixon. Grade: 6

['Ask Jerome' collection]

I am a saltine cracker

That was great. Loved all the little jokes, and the coffee pot kicked ass. That is all I have to say. Sorry theres not more but it was great. Please make more.

[Christmas Countdown 16th]

Why stupid people shouldnt breed

Now I try to find something good in all flash videos. Weather its comedy artistic talant or just at a good attempt. But for some reason I cant seem to find anything in this. The animation was quick and pointless, the music would have been better if you gave some instruments to monkeys, and there was no point to anything in the short except to perhaps convey the fact that you didnt get something you wanted for christmas one year. Say a life perhaps. Or maybe a sense of taste, in good production. I mean you did make me waste my time watching this, and it took even longer to write this note of displeasure. Im not saying you're a complete moron all though you very well could be, its just that moss growing on a tree generaly is better ammusing than this drivle. In all this long typing I did find one thing I liked about this film. IT ENDED.

[Numa Numa Dance]

Sex machine on the loose

Look out Star Wars kid theres a new dancing idiot in town. But seriously I laughed pretty damn hard at this. He should be the next president or if not that ruler of the universe then, president is wishfull thinking after all. Kudos to the man in front of the camera. Good job, and I know its hard, but you keep beating those girls of with that stick. Im gonna go dancing!!!!

[TmsT's Duke Nukem Forever]

When is that game comming out?

Will I be dead before it does? Me being a young wipersnaper of only 22, I say.... yes, without a doubt, I will be dead long before Duke Nukem Forever graces anyones computer. Let me tell you what I loved about this flash.

1. It had the beach boys AND uncle Jesse singing in it.
2.The loading bar in the begining was genious I say, genious.
3. It had the beach boys AND uncle Jesse singing in it.
4. I loved Duke Nukem but when In Gods name is that game coming out?
5.You put Nukems head on a Wiggle.
6. I cant think of anything else right now but I know there is more so I will give six more empty blank spaces for good measure.
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Good job, and long live the enternal, never comming out of production, keep us on the seat of our pants, going on 8 years now, hope he doesnt flop like Dia-Katana, Duke Nukem.

[Renaissance]

Artists have a vision we sometimes cant see

I do enjoy seeing films like that, it lets me know that not everyone is prone to the same none artistic violece that has become the back bone of entertainment these days. I honestly didnt understand all that much but enjoyed it none the less. So keep up the good work. Oh and one thing more, I liked the ending, was it all a dream or was it real? I saw that comming before it happened, but I still liked it.

AloneInTheDark responds:

Yeah, that kind of reamained the question at the end. Will the dream change the mans life or will he form a different conclusion? We will never know :)

[Hoy te amo ++]

What did I just watch?

It was all very cool but Im not sure what it all ment. Still cool looking.

[Reality Lost]

Please make full version

If you ever do make the full version I look forward to it. I loved the music in the backround so much that I watched it again. VERY IMPRESSIVE.