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[Dreams Can Come True v2]

Before Raindeer had knees

I must ask, how did this all begin. What I mean is why was Rudolph walking around looking in windows. Its a nice heart felt story and all, but theres no reason given as to why he's doing what hes doing. Was he bad. Did he not put out enough for Santa's needs? Perhaps Santa clubs them all in the knee caps every night and thats why they dont bend them. It will forever remain a mystery.

TrueDarkness responds:

I don't care if you gave me a 5, your funny and I like that so thanks for the review, made me laugh

[Holiday Super Friends Ep0]

As funny as Howard the Duck

The whole cartoon was designed to re-vamp holiday caracters make them cool, and be funny at the same time. Well you got half way. They do look cooler but in the same end I never laughed. I did give a small chuckle to the new Santa. Other than that it just wasnt funny. Sorry.

HumbleEgo responds:

My humour is usually pretty dry. You're definately not the first person to be chuckle-less when I crack a joke. Ah well.

[Mister Chief Bday Contest]

The paranoia sets in

Not bad. Honestly the animation wasn't that great but its ok. The google eyes were a nice touch, and I loved the Master Chief in "The Scream" painting. Altough I'm not sure why the Covanent would be holding a party for the man they call the devil. But whatever. All in goodd fun.

kode-man-2005 responds:

Uh....The whole animation was done...hmm, how do I say... Frankie Style, hehe

[After ParoVadius]

Someone set us up the bomb

The zero wing intro: Great The use of diffent Campcom and Konami characters: Great A horny Ferry: Sweet A horny Ferry that wants to fuck a skeleton or the demon Firebrand: Scary. Bunny girls: Fuckin awsome. There was no real story, but hey who need one?

DYNAKYRIS responds:

XD Love this review! Very well put.

MAKE YOUR TIME.

[Violent Video Games]

MY EYES, THEY BURN!!!!!!!! OH GOD IT HURTS!!!!!!

This is without a doubt the worst flash I have ever seen. I hope you are all inder the age of 5 otherwise you sould all be asshamed of yourselves. First I was offened at the fact that you used a Star Wars opening in this. Second you spelled assignment wrong 4 times, do you know what spell checker is? Your lucky its not english class or you'd be held back. Third you used the phrase "O mighty" Its ALL MIGHTY damn it ALL MIGHTY!!!! You may be thinking your young and inexperienced at this, but flash production of this low of quality is not to be excused. A 95 year old blind quadropaligic man could have done better. (that mens he has no arms or legs) Sorry Im used to talking to smart things like brick walls and animals that eat there own excriment. Also Your animatio of the Halo online was horrible to say the least. A bunch of small Master Chiefs turning into a big one?! What the hell is that? All your vioce overs sucked, yes all of them, and yes I could have done them all better. Now for the ending of this.... thing you have made. Im sorry not made, let loose upon the Earth to ravage all who gaze upon it. Thank God I am not harmed by suck. You all sat there, poorly animated and drawn I might add, and said that you think violent video games are bad. LIARS!!!!!!!!! You have all played violent video games I garrantee it. You could not possibly tell me you have never played Grand Theft Auto and enjoyed it. I bet you even laughed as you kicked a lifless body after gunning them down for no good reason. LIARS!!!! I feel bad for all of your classmates who saw this, and that poor teacher, who at this very moment is probably carrying out the final stages of his suicide. The world will be a dark place when you children become older. Stay away from flash, far away. Your parents most likley told you that your work was good. They're lying to you. They hate it more than I do, and now they hate you too. I have never given a zero to a piece of work before, but this really isnt a piece of work then, is it? Not to me. Or anything else that walks on two legs for that matter. I find more amusement from watching two squirrels chase each other. So to conclude. Dont ever do another flash again. For your saftey and the saftey of all people who use there eyes. How can you people live with yourselves?

Flea-Productions responds:

Your stupid-assed review made me laugh, a lot.

Actually, i'm a bit frightened that you would take time out of your life to write this wall of text.

Also, I highly doubt a blind man with no arms or legs could make something better than this, or anything at all for that natter.

Oh yeah, and by the way asshole, I don't mean any of the shit i'm saying. Of course I like violent video games. Who doesn't?

And just to spite you, i'm going to keep making Flash for as long as I live.

So good day to you sir, and I hope you do something useful with your pitiful life.

[When the Wind Blows]

Metal thing go down the hole

Its true people will watch anything these days. Good way of conveying the message. Short but sweet.

Boojamon responds:

It may be sweet, but short? Methinks you need to reconfigure your concept of time.

[Renaissance]

Artists have a vision we sometimes cant see

I do enjoy seeing films like that, it lets me know that not everyone is prone to the same none artistic violece that has become the back bone of entertainment these days. I honestly didnt understand all that much but enjoyed it none the less. So keep up the good work. Oh and one thing more, I liked the ending, was it all a dream or was it real? I saw that comming before it happened, but I still liked it.

AloneInTheDark responds:

Yeah, that kind of reamained the question at the end. Will the dream change the mans life or will he form a different conclusion? We will never know :)