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[Broadband Plug]

Now no ones gonna buy it.

Usually you wnt to promote something, you did the opposite. What I'm trying to say is that it was all bad just bad.

shimmy responds:

umm it dosnt exist.....

[Particle Eminem]

Flying penis'

There was a flash on here not to long ago done to the tune of that song. It was better, a lot better. It seems to be a trend as of late to have people stand infront of a camera and do bad music videos. I know what a triangle is you dont have to show me with your hands. I know you guys are just trying to have some fun and make a corny flash, but you need to do it another way. These are getting too old too quick. The flying penis was the best part, all be it a little juveinile and having nothing to do with the rest of the video. You dont look loke Eminem, and for that you should be thankful. I certainly hope you guys have a better idea next time.

Meeko responds:

we were bored.

[PICONJO's Sorrow 2]

So soothing

It was nice. Good song, and the best drawing of Piconjo I've seen thus far.

GreatAnimatorOnizuka responds:

im glad j00 <3'd it.

piconjo <3s j00

[O&A: Club Med]

Opie and Anthony are a waist of space.

If there ever was a name given to supreme losers of the air waves it would be Opie and Anthony. All the succede in doing on a day to day basis, is to drag the rest of humanity down into there pointless self indulgent lives, where the only thing that matters is how much and how often can we make fun of things we dont understand. If you want to know what brain numbing stupidity is, turn on the radio and listen to these two drone on about everything no one cares about. The contest they think up, must have been done so at a time when they we half cocked and so high on crack it was pouring out there ears. I would rather stick my hand into a blender and hit liquify then spend more listening to them than it takes to swich the channel. This whole flash was a tribute to them and there caveman like stupidity, so I am forced to give it a zero. If it had anything else good like animation, sound, or comedy it was all lost when it was put to the tune of Opie and Anthony. I always have and always will hate them with the upmost intensity. It will be a good day in the radio industry, infact the world when they mistakingly drink some anti-freeze thinking it was booze because they were already so drunk. That way we wont have to listen to there dumb ass story the next day.

SketchMichaels responds:

*yawn*

You just 'waisted' your time. :D

[The Adventures of Giani 3]

I dont have time for this

I didnt watch the whole thing, it hurt too much. It may have been just a pointless goofy comedy but it still was bad, just plain bad. I think you have some issues you need to work out with your boyfriend.

CodeRedClock responds:

according to the Portal Rules, you should view an entire movie before making a decision on how to vote for it. ban for j00 ist coming

[Teh Challenge CC]

Speakonia!!!

Every other flash uses that now but it s all good. Not bad, a little pointless, but not bad.

Redneck-Clock responds:

thanks,like I said this was just a random violence flash. ;)

[Clocky & Winchester DVD]

Does'nt float my boat.

It wasnt bad, I just could'nt get into it. Sorry.

WinchesterLock responds:

thanks I guess... :\

[My First Animated Flash.]

First time gets a nine...hey that rymes

It was good for a first flash. I'm sur ethat you'll do good in the flash comunity. I liked the acne kid, in fact I once knew someone like that. So if anyone gives you shit about this flash, you just send them my way. I'm an assassin in my dreams and I'll kill them good. Note: I do not accept dream money or American Express for my assassinations.

PureCarnage responds:

Oh... you are so totally going to love my next flash release, it's all about dreams. And it is way prettier graphically w/ a little more animation then this one.

I rock the dream, my home away from home.

[Ragged Thoughts Episode 2]

The fall of stickmen.

Up until now I didnt think it was possible to draw bad stick figures. Why must I always be proven wrong. You must all be blood reletives of Ed Wood, and by that I mean this was a piece of trash, that lacked any good direction. Its hard to believe that four or five people had a hand in this. I personaly would have told my friends to exclude me from the credits, out of fear that someone may try to help the world by runing me over with their car. The fight seens were horrible, the best looking thing in there was the car, which by the way only looked good on the outside. Did you know that the words "objects in mirror are closer than they appear" are not on the drivers side mirror. Go check for yourself, I'll wait........... See do you know why? No. Well I'll tell you. It's because the refraction of an image on the passenger side is farther away than the image on the drivers side, there for the distance makes an illusion that tricks your eyes into believing that the object is farther away. I made that comment only to be a jerk, I wanted you to know that. But it is true none the less. The final battle was one of the worst ever created. I've seen cave paintings with more action and suspence, and their stick figures were better soon. Is'nt it nice to know that you have successfuly stepped back 10,000 years in the progression of art? Also if he crashed the car were did it go? I didnt see any flaming wreck,well.. besides the people who made this. You took so much time to draw the guns that everyone was holding, yet failed to make anything else resemble what it was supposed to be. The music... bad, just plain bad. I hope for all your sakes you lose the use of your arms in the near future so that you can no longer make such things. You failed to entertain me. You failed at this flash. You have failed at life. I would tell you to kill yourself, but you would probably screw that up too, and if you asked your friends for help (the same ones who hekped to make this) they would screw it up too, and you would just end up making another bad flash. You may now tell me to go to hell or something like that.

StealthClobber responds:

3 things, your response was too long, that I didnt even read all of it.

Second, I don't care what you think about stick figures, but guess what animation characters and Marvel's superheroes were before they were full bodied? Stick figures.

Third of all, if you had taken time to read the credits, I didnt draw the guns. I got them from www.coflash.
com

[Halfy The Christmas Shin]

Halfy, the half a flash

Awful, pointless, no humor, annoying song that was probably thought up while sitting on the can. Proof that the world is running out of good ideas, or at least good people to make good ideas. Excuse me while I go tear my eyes out of my sockets.

TeknoGames responds:

And I see that you have been working so dearly hard at absolutely no flash at all, good work