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[Merry Christmas Tom Fulp]

10 days is not enough.

No piont to any of it, none at all. Just killing, and not even creative killing. No one died in any unique ways. Just lots of ammo wiasted. Next time wait until after Christmas so you have 365 days to bring out something that doesnt scream thrown together

sjoert responds:

You do have a point but I'm gonna type my "You don't have any flash on NG" sentence and leave it there

[SpriteTT#3:Earthbound]

Good...... ten years ago

So much time spent watching nothing happen. The first video was stupid, it just lead up to a dog humping some lady. The second was an excuse to see pixels screw. The third was laaaamme. The part where they spent five minutes running away from Colnel Sanders was a complete waist of time. It held no comic value what so ever. The last one, oh God. The last one had the worst ending in the history of anything. A bunch of Mr. Saturns fall into the ocean...... no imagination at all. The whole thing was sub par. Even the use of sprites was bad. The music...sucked. The stories played out liked they were made by a third grader. I suggest you go invest your time into something else. Like the ancient art of jumping off a building.

PiGPEN responds:

And you should check out the ancient art of Touch Me!

[The Little Match Girl]

Just thing to make you feel good

A depressing tale but with a moral. Which I will not type because I have other things to attend to, Such as persents. But MERRY CHRISTMAS

RegisCartoons responds:

Merry Christmas to you too. Thank you for review !

[Half Life 2: The Nativity]

Steven Spielburg aka Gordon Freeman

A perfect flash to a perfect game. Without a doubt the best cooridor shotter ever (H2). It was all great, espeshally the carolers. Ilike how you used the sound file of them being lit on fire. I laughed forever. Now to go play my present, Half Life 2, which once again is the greatest FPS ever. Yes its better than Halo.

Xenon responds:

Thank you so much, man.
And yes, Half Life 2 > Halo 2.

Thanks again, and merry christmas.

[Restaurant]

Whats did you say?!?

I cant hear you the musics on really loud. In fact so loud in comparrison to the speech that it was very difficult to understand ..well anything. All I got was that the tall clock said something wrong to the round clock, and got shot in the minute hand for it. I've always thought these flashes were pretty good but I had no idea what anyone was saying. So next time tell the kids at the back of the bus to keep it down.

BellClock responds:

I should add subtitles maybe.. I made it so that the music only comes out of one box but it doesnt make that much difference.
Thankyou for your review

[In the Elevator]

Greatest action film ever

I know there wasnt any. Its a good way to get you to read this though. In all its ok. Nice animation, The asshole next to him was humorous. The best thing is now I dont have to go spend my Saturday nights in an elevator, I can do it from the comfort of my computer.

dookiemoole responds:

cool!

[santa thing]

Lord of darkness beaten in one move

At first I didnt like it because there was no spoken parts. But it was overlooked at the introduction of the FFIX music. But I cant believe that Satan would be defeated by one move. Even if it was his own fire ball deflected back at him. Dont you think, he being Satan would be immune to fire or at least have a high tollerence toward it? And you should have had FF victory music when he was defeated. Good animation though. So smooth. Like my girlfriends butt. OK I lied I dont have a girlfriend. Thats ok though, I have my old friends wit and humor to keep me company.

thirstyforchicken responds:

Hey the kid's body is super charged with the Christmas spirit. The power of merriness conquers all! EVEN SATAN!
Aaaaand I didn't have the fanfare song thing. I would have used it if I did. I was secluded from the internet however while making it so blahblahblah okay I'm done.

[Funeral]

The gift of forsight

I knew every line, every thing that was going to happen in that flash. YAWN. One more thing funerals would not be cooler like that. Take it from a guy thats been to more funerals than birthday parties.

SergeantLedge responds:

Your sarcasm detector is disfunctional. Retard.

[Quackers McGee]

Ducks of the future

In the future ducks will be created with guns grafted on to there body. It was all fun, neat to watch. Why is there a lion on a farm? One day when ducks unite they will look to you for leadership.

BritishMoose responds:

It's like the duck version of ff7...we should all have a dream...

[Stick fight -short]

Pantera not Blocco

That song was by Pantera, not blocco. This was just another run of the mill stick violence cartoon. It had nothing special in it, infact it was shorter than most I've seen. Not bad but not good. I liked the beam comming out of the one sticks hands, but that lasted all of a second. The rest boring.

Harakirie responds:

I ment the music to be sent to me by blocko .