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[Madness Xmas Special 2]

Hank likes pie

Santa had it coming. Great.

[The Little Match Girl]

Just thing to make you feel good

A depressing tale but with a moral. Which I will not type because I have other things to attend to, Such as persents. But MERRY CHRISTMAS

RegisCartoons responds:

Merry Christmas to you too. Thank you for review !

[Half Life 2: The Nativity]

Steven Spielburg aka Gordon Freeman

A perfect flash to a perfect game. Without a doubt the best cooridor shotter ever (H2). It was all great, espeshally the carolers. Ilike how you used the sound file of them being lit on fire. I laughed forever. Now to go play my present, Half Life 2, which once again is the greatest FPS ever. Yes its better than Halo.

Xenon responds:

Thank you so much, man.
And yes, Half Life 2 > Halo 2.

Thanks again, and merry christmas.

[Deck the Stills]

Who was it about again.

Worst song ever. I will never watch it again and implore that no one else watches it even for a first time. Go stick your hand in a garbage diposale unit instead, it will be less painfull

[Meatwad's X-mas Greeting]

Meatwad would be ashamed

It was medeocre at best. My two bigest problems were that one it had no leangth, and two there was no vioce for Meatwad. But if you cant do his vioce dont try. Good bye.

[I saw Daddy kissing Santa]

Next stop BROADWAY

I will never sleep again. The poor animation is what made this flash so good. I'm glade it was mommy though I was starting to fear were that may have been going.

[Battle for the North Pole]

An epic battle spanning three movies

Or three seconds. I must say that is ine of the coolest jive talking robots I've ever seen. The battle was superb. "A MONUMENTAL FEAT OF MODERN DAY CINEMA" -Rolling Stone Mag. "27 THUMBS UP" -Ebert and Roper and 25 other people. "THE GREAT MOVIE EXPERIENCE OF OUR TIME"- Genne shalet. I would say more but the critics have spoken.

[Restaurant]

Whats did you say?!?

I cant hear you the musics on really loud. In fact so loud in comparrison to the speech that it was very difficult to understand ..well anything. All I got was that the tall clock said something wrong to the round clock, and got shot in the minute hand for it. I've always thought these flashes were pretty good but I had no idea what anyone was saying. So next time tell the kids at the back of the bus to keep it down.

BellClock responds:

I should add subtitles maybe.. I made it so that the music only comes out of one box but it doesnt make that much difference.
Thankyou for your review

[In the Elevator]

Greatest action film ever

I know there wasnt any. Its a good way to get you to read this though. In all its ok. Nice animation, The asshole next to him was humorous. The best thing is now I dont have to go spend my Saturday nights in an elevator, I can do it from the comfort of my computer.

dookiemoole responds:

cool!

[CSI: Sheridan]

Art fundamentals workload.

Not good, not bad. I was hoping from the very begining that the picture was not on her back. But it was, it was. I've never watched CSI but I dont think there crimes a quite as... as... pointless. It was all a big circle. That means that for those three days she had it on her back no one, and I mean no one was standing behind her. Is anyone else seeing a problem with this. Dont tell me this is one of those things that happened in real life and you thought it would be great for a flash story. This is why people watch movies, to escape the everyday. You need to spend more time on your art fundamentals workload. Also I solved the case with Julie. She went to go find some new tasteful friends.