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[santa thing]

Lord of darkness beaten in one move

At first I didnt like it because there was no spoken parts. But it was overlooked at the introduction of the FFIX music. But I cant believe that Satan would be defeated by one move. Even if it was his own fire ball deflected back at him. Dont you think, he being Satan would be immune to fire or at least have a high tollerence toward it? And you should have had FF victory music when he was defeated. Good animation though. So smooth. Like my girlfriends butt. OK I lied I dont have a girlfriend. Thats ok though, I have my old friends wit and humor to keep me company.

thirstyforchicken responds:

Hey the kid's body is super charged with the Christmas spirit. The power of merriness conquers all! EVEN SATAN!
Aaaaand I didn't have the fanfare song thing. I would have used it if I did. I was secluded from the internet however while making it so blahblahblah okay I'm done.

[Moose Jam #5]

Z Z Top is crying

I have never liked flashes done to music that display a bunch of random happenings. Never. And I still dont. The squiggley lines dancing pointlessly through the air, waiting for the music to change so another pointless thing can come and take its place. Waiste of effort, or lack there of. One more thing. The kid brother + pet + microwave = dead pets. It should have been = dead brother. You have obviously been living in a cave with nothing but your bad ideas to keep you company. Its shamfull to see that four people developed this.

[Funeral]

The gift of forsight

I knew every line, every thing that was going to happen in that flash. YAWN. One more thing funerals would not be cooler like that. Take it from a guy thats been to more funerals than birthday parties.

SergeantLedge responds:

Your sarcasm detector is disfunctional. Retard.

[Santa's Army]

To the favorites with you

Santas army I dub thee knight of favorites. You will stand as shining example for all others to see in this time of dark, and bad flash cartoons. Go forth and bring prosperity and good ideas to the kingdom of flash. Well met sir knight, well met.

[Quackers McGee]

Ducks of the future

In the future ducks will be created with guns grafted on to there body. It was all fun, neat to watch. Why is there a lion on a farm? One day when ducks unite they will look to you for leadership.

BritishMoose responds:

It's like the duck version of ff7...we should all have a dream...

[Stick fight -short]

Pantera not Blocco

That song was by Pantera, not blocco. This was just another run of the mill stick violence cartoon. It had nothing special in it, infact it was shorter than most I've seen. Not bad but not good. I liked the beam comming out of the one sticks hands, but that lasted all of a second. The rest boring.

Harakirie responds:

I ment the music to be sent to me by blocko .

[Dreams Can Come True v2]

Before Raindeer had knees

I must ask, how did this all begin. What I mean is why was Rudolph walking around looking in windows. Its a nice heart felt story and all, but theres no reason given as to why he's doing what hes doing. Was he bad. Did he not put out enough for Santa's needs? Perhaps Santa clubs them all in the knee caps every night and thats why they dont bend them. It will forever remain a mystery.

TrueDarkness responds:

I don't care if you gave me a 5, your funny and I like that so thanks for the review, made me laugh

[A Decline Christmas]

Tiny irons taste good

You didnt really press a decline in Christmas like you do with your games. It was all just a bunch of funny happenings. Like the gunning down of the singers, or the fuzz senslessly beating that guy selling copyed games. Still it was good fun.

[Chkubu, X-Mas Ice Cube]

I'd like a fish for Christmas

It was all very strange and I have nothing more to say, except that happened to my cousin once.

[Holiday Super Friends Ep0]

As funny as Howard the Duck

The whole cartoon was designed to re-vamp holiday caracters make them cool, and be funny at the same time. Well you got half way. They do look cooler but in the same end I never laughed. I did give a small chuckle to the new Santa. Other than that it just wasnt funny. Sorry.

HumbleEgo responds:

My humour is usually pretty dry. You're definately not the first person to be chuckle-less when I crack a joke. Ah well.