Getzin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pulsatilla (Teaser)]

3rd cousin to Final Fantasy

Let me start by saying that I was impressed by what you have so far. I am sur that a lot of reviews are going to say things like "what the f--- did that mean". Or "that was a waiste of my time". Well that simpley is not true. Its a trailer, meaning it only has bits and pieces. I have many questions. What was falling to the planet, how does that kid make flowers bloom with music, and whoes the lonley girl on the beach who was unaffected by the sight of that otherworldly object? These are things Im sure will all be answered in due time. Its hard to do trailers because many people want results and story straight away. But I say good work you've got my attention. Well scored music too, which is why I said "3rd cousin to Final Fantasy". It sounds like what I would here in one of those games. Which is a good thing. Lifepoint1 gets 392 experience points, gains a level!

[ELEPHANT: episode 1]

Never forget

Go my army of billard balls, go forth and steal everyones left shoe! Well, maybe not. A very surrealistic video. I look forward to the second. I'm not sure if there was deeper meaning behind all that, But it was good never the less. Good shot ol chum. I will watch for the comming of the elephant.

[The Fly Who Loved Me]

Rudolph the red nosed .....fly?

Very welll done. It was cute, and still had humor to it. Roger Moore is the man. Good job to all who worked on this.

P.S. Get well soon Rudolph.

[Funky Car III]

Less is not always more

Im sure you wanted this to be simple which is why I didnt give you a 1 or heaven forbid a 0. But you didnt have much at all, I mean the song in the backround keept loopiing every ten seconds. The car was rentered, and the Moon was not done all that well, just well enough to know what it was. I gave you a 4 because you put a car on the Moon which was well..... kinda neat. I suppose. Why else would you bring a car to the Moon unless there was a chance of going on a date. Which means there should have been a hot girl in this too.

[Santa & Easter]

Captian Christ

If I was the Easter Bunny I would kick so much ass. It was pretty good animation could be better but thats O.K. its all about the message anyways. Captin Christ, by God I think you have just reservrd a seat in hell. But thats cool I'll see ya there. We'll go off Satan and rule the underworld.

mr-a responds:

what do you meen I reserved a seat in hell? Captain christ is the badass cheif-of-staff of the Holiday PD. He regulates and Justicates the hizzay with his 9. You just try to take him on, and he'll bust a cap in your @$$, and turn your blood to wine. Word.

[Straight Out the Burg]

Master Chief would be proud

In all a great piece of work. The Halo opening was cool and all the random stuff that ensude. Jesus playing Xbox with Satan, wonderful just wonderful. The way it all unfolded reminded me of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Thats a good thing.

[Violent Video Games]

MY EYES, THEY BURN!!!!!!!! OH GOD IT HURTS!!!!!!

This is without a doubt the worst flash I have ever seen. I hope you are all inder the age of 5 otherwise you sould all be asshamed of yourselves. First I was offened at the fact that you used a Star Wars opening in this. Second you spelled assignment wrong 4 times, do you know what spell checker is? Your lucky its not english class or you'd be held back. Third you used the phrase "O mighty" Its ALL MIGHTY damn it ALL MIGHTY!!!! You may be thinking your young and inexperienced at this, but flash production of this low of quality is not to be excused. A 95 year old blind quadropaligic man could have done better. (that mens he has no arms or legs) Sorry Im used to talking to smart things like brick walls and animals that eat there own excriment. Also Your animatio of the Halo online was horrible to say the least. A bunch of small Master Chiefs turning into a big one?! What the hell is that? All your vioce overs sucked, yes all of them, and yes I could have done them all better. Now for the ending of this.... thing you have made. Im sorry not made, let loose upon the Earth to ravage all who gaze upon it. Thank God I am not harmed by suck. You all sat there, poorly animated and drawn I might add, and said that you think violent video games are bad. LIARS!!!!!!!!! You have all played violent video games I garrantee it. You could not possibly tell me you have never played Grand Theft Auto and enjoyed it. I bet you even laughed as you kicked a lifless body after gunning them down for no good reason. LIARS!!!! I feel bad for all of your classmates who saw this, and that poor teacher, who at this very moment is probably carrying out the final stages of his suicide. The world will be a dark place when you children become older. Stay away from flash, far away. Your parents most likley told you that your work was good. They're lying to you. They hate it more than I do, and now they hate you too. I have never given a zero to a piece of work before, but this really isnt a piece of work then, is it? Not to me. Or anything else that walks on two legs for that matter. I find more amusement from watching two squirrels chase each other. So to conclude. Dont ever do another flash again. For your saftey and the saftey of all people who use there eyes. How can you people live with yourselves?

Flea-Productions responds:

Your stupid-assed review made me laugh, a lot.

Actually, i'm a bit frightened that you would take time out of your life to write this wall of text.

Also, I highly doubt a blind man with no arms or legs could make something better than this, or anything at all for that natter.

Oh yeah, and by the way asshole, I don't mean any of the shit i'm saying. Of course I like violent video games. Who doesn't?

And just to spite you, i'm going to keep making Flash for as long as I live.

So good day to you sir, and I hope you do something useful with your pitiful life.

[Ducktales 2:Residuck Evil]

Take the last train to Clarksville

That was great. I loved the part with the monkeys, and the classic multi-door hallway scene. The little additions like the zombie eating Mrs. beakley was great too, just like resident evil (Duh). "Its cold down here" I dont know why but I laugh at that every time I watch this. Oh and the ominous "DEAD BY DAWN" from the evil dead was great. In all I greatly enjoys this piece of work. Now to go play zombie killing fun of my own. No I dont have resident evil, but my entire town is built on a indian burrial ground and Flesh eating zombies walk the streets. Sometimes theys drive too.

[Mario Kart Underground]

Secret unlockable characters Just play 1000 hours

Once again El Cid has produced an above average.... well production. And your right Donkey Kong has got to be the bigest dope ever. The music was obviously perfect seeing as that is what you hear every time you turn that game on. So in all great, keep em coming, or I'll send large russians to your house to do things I dare not type about to you. Like make you watch Howard the Duck all day long. I asure you after that you will beg for death, or at the least the removal of your eyes, that is if they dont elready caught on fire. So all I can say is awsome job. P.S. have the next one ready by Friday or we break your knee caps.

[Walk-Smash-Walk]

I must have that song

The first thing you must do after you read this is go and put that song on this web site. You may have your reasons for not already doing it but think of the little people. All those hungry children who will go without good songs to listen to. Will you be cruel and seal there fates by making them listen to such one hit wonders as Flock of Seagulls? If you have a heart you will put that wonderful song on this site this very moment. I wont tell any one else it will be our little secret. Oh so if anyone else read this, forget about the last bunch of sentences. Pretend its all written in Klingon which only I a losser am fluent in. Oh thats right great flash. I will be by at 11 tonight to steal your dreams. So keep the window by your bedroom open and a ladder at the ready in case mine is not long enough.